neh shall share 2 more joke my family one.

bro fren call
he picked up: i dont know leh, wait awhile, my mum using my com leh
bro fren: ...
bro:okok i go gan her, 5 min ok already
bro: miii, faster leh, like that put on the bed will spoil leh!
mum:LAUGHH!!'

sherlyn and my mum now

hihihihihihi, hi awesome J-O-K-E-R-S, im back!! TA-DA! went to work again. And im still doing that pathetic drilling, but with another machine, bigger and better. Nothing special happened, just that shamila joined me at the table that im at, and filled me in with Incredible tales and some sort of stories. Nabilah too, but she went back to her table after a while. AND THEN, HERE COME A LITTLE JOKE! actually im rather lazy to post it here. but i have stm and i badly wanted some food memories. so there! we were waiting to punch out our card, and jannah was like asking nabilah whether she wants to play a game of whoever texts first lose, with her. But it appeared that both of them does not have each other's number. So Nabilah shared her number, and the rest of us like Jamie and Sharmila tried to remember her no. i tried to prank her with the number i tried to remember, but i get one number mixed up. and when i showed the number to Sharmila, and guess what, she half shouted, whose number??!!! oh mine!!! hhaa, finally she understood when i showed her a msg of asking her for nabilah's number. She gave me, and i actually wanted to fake that im calling my boyfriend. But i cant stand not being able to laugh when seeing her face, so eventually, i laugh! hehe, and a while later, sharmila asked me for my number but i did not give it to her. And guess what, when im on the bus, somebodeh, smsed me, saying smth like this, oh no, i think i put the whole sms here, totally same sms here, it's really funneh.

UNKNOWN NO: Hello miss sim! Your outstanding GPA points at ITE, bishan have been noticed by us. Your hard work, determination and enthusiasm towards your studies have been exemplary. With this matter in mind, we have decided to award you for such excellent behaviour. Please do reply this msg once you receive it. Thank you.

Me: You are?

UNKNOWN NO: One of the staff there.

Me: Hahaha. Scho0l where got sms such thing one. Somemore my name in small letters s0me more!

Sharmila: It is not necessary to be formal in this situation Ms. Sim :)

Me: Haha joke !! So funeh!

Sharmila: Then guess who am i?

Me: Well, i have already contacted the police of such harrasement.

Sharmila: Wtf? Chill us. We just saw each other just nw. Same work laa !

Me: Hahaha. Hehe, i knew it when i saw the first msd. Haha. I don't want to expose that i kn0w you. Haha. Shock right! Hehe. I saved your no. Right after the second msg.

Sharmila: ._. You sot uh? Make me heart attack sia.

Me: Haha. Purposely one. I tryin n0t to laugh out really loud in the bus sia. bt some ppl alr think im crazy.

Sharmila: I got heart problem you know! LOL!

hehe seriously, the errors in the first msg, Firstly, the school wont ask us to reply in the phone but at the website, and they wont sms me with my name in small caps. Also, my GPA score isnt that high either. and i knew that it was Sharmila cause she evenasked for my number earlier. she's really funny! ok bye, my bro singing a song of me to me! aND BYE! i want to go watch my show!!! TADA!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!! hehe first day went to SSA at tampines to pray. Well, But because me and my siblings dont pray now, so we were like, not knowing what to do over there. So we just kinda put our hands together. But guess what, halfway, my sis took out her foundation and pat it on her face -.- LOL! Then we left for our grandma house, but my heels were really killing me. Me and my sis tried to change our shoes, but her shoes is kind of big, then we wear back our own shoes. Finally we reached our grandma house, after a while, we used our lappy and tried to play games, we then stick to blackjack. i lose money of course :( Then we went to 7-11 to get bro cigg and buy toto. we then went back to blackjack, and one aunty, the one whom im always complaining about, half shouted. "aiyo never ask me, i want play i want play" Then she went to get her money and even asked our cousins if they want to play -.- then she came to seat beside me and i were the banker at that time, suey or what.and she keep touching me and stuff and i kinda ignored her, ok la, not really ignored but i really not used to another person suddenly playing with us, so i forget to ask her to open her card. then she said "she never ask me open" like seriously!! Then nvm, we have had our dinner and a while later, we went back home to continue blackjack. along with my parents too. then i went back to maple. But before that, my mum actually count those ang bao money and shared it among the 5 of us leh. first time, maybe because we are older already. Although it's only 30 dola. The second day we woke up early too, cause my mum have to go to our grandma house, my mum's side, to cook. We started to play blackjack again. Then went to eat a little, and my cousins started to come in. after they eat and when we want to play, i asked them to come. and they both wanted to do banker leh, haha, so funneh, Then my smallest aunty came, we play awhile kaijie left to his friend's house, and kailun stay over a little to play with er yi as well, before leaving with my aunty as my aunty need to work. Then san yi finally come and we play. well, i really lose a lot, soon my cousins came with their gfs and husbands. although we didnt get to meet some of them. Went home by ourselves as bro, and my parents went home. Third day, went to jun siong house although i dont feel like going, met karen at the bus stop as she dont know how to go. went to the house and js gf, 2 fren and quan had already reached. bai nian with his grandma and waited for sep. then eric came and tell us and said that sep asked us to go down , but actually he heard wrongly, she had asked him to bring her n her bf up as they dont know how to go his house. lol. after a while we ate kfc and then discussed for a long period of where we should go. finally we make up the decisions to go maring square to watch movie. the 5 of them seat at js god sis bf car, whereas i seat at eric car, and karen head off to meet her bf at giant where he is working. we then went to ang mo kio to fetch 2 more person, , nick and derrick before we head to MS. but guess what. when we were about to reach, those 5 person had some problems to settle as what they said, and said they can reach around 6. we went to play pool and were about to settled to eat, after going to the cinema to see what movie we should watch. end up, those guys finally reach after 7. They said their fren's car break down, and they returned the car to the person's mum and took bus to MS. They went to buy cigg when we were all smoking, and came back saying they have no money left to eat nor movie. dumb right! dont buy cigg ah! wapiang, then i gave them 10 bucks to eat with han quan at the food court while the rest of us eat carl jr as how we planned it should be. we then went to cinepleisure as those 3, are not coming with us anymore, and their 2 fren went home! the 2 guys went to buy tickets while sep eric and me sat on the car to wait for them before heading to bugis to fetch one of the guy's gf. saw ling there and we waited for wei ling to end work. we then went to cinepleisure to have a smoke break before watching movie. we then went home after another smoke break and there's TP. as we had 4 people at the back seats when there were supposed to be only 3 people. weiling had a blazk blazer on so they cant really see her, and zhaoya duck down while i shift a little to my right to make it look like there's only 2 people at the back. it was damn luck, i swear. They didnt stop to check us out. haha. !! i went home first. so i getto sleep first. and now, i had to get ready to go to work, so bye!!!

ANNYEONG, shall update about today. went to meet blur zi ying lor to takeaway our dinner at the kopitiam. Bought our drinks and went to work. As usual, our face were filled with beads of sweats before heading to work. We then started working. and i was not happy with one phillipine aunty cause she took our seats away twice. :( But then she said sorry and that she was shameful. anyway, nothing about her that im very angry about, but! one of her action is like erm herm. anyway anyway, have had baby fun with sharmila, haha, along with our diaper size, pacifier size, the colour we like, the teacher, our best friend, how old we are, etc. it was really witty!! i cant stop laughing although im tired. LOL! and then with another fren, and there's no size of diaper for her, lol! her diaper size M, mine XL cause my butt big, her pacifier M, mine S cause my mouth small, her fav colour is purple whereas mine is black, as my boyfren is indian, she's 5 years old while im 1 year 3 mth and 20 day old. LOL!! a lot of other funny stuffs too. Really. and it went on to no bra size if you drink a lot of milk before and when you are pregnant, till it becomes too big and stuff. haaha!! oh well, bye,

Say! Am i glad that im starting school on april, and that i can't wait for it to start? Or do i mean that i don't wish to start school where my friends are not around me? oh well, i guess i wont be able to figure that out any sooner, only when my school is about to start then, i will know. Or, perhaps, when we knew which class we are going actually. and i have to be totally quick at finding my friend. hey, are you in that dumb class as mine? wee, were there going to be many new higher nitec comers, be it from other ITE, or secondary school, or those  who have gone to the army? Or will there be someone i knew and yet, i don't really wanna spoke with them, and they keep sticking to me? argh, i hope they won't talk to me, unless im ok with hanging out with them? But then, let's hope that my new classmates wont be such a boredom, as my ex class is not that kecok as what everything they are. AND! what if, zhaoya get into the same school and class as me?? @_@ oh!!!!!!!!! if only it will happen!!! hahaha, well, i dont think my lessons will be bored without her if she comes to school with me every single day, But! of course, that is if there's a miracle. hehe. Also, where should i work when i started school? Should i take my sis's fren, seri words, and to join them at Gong Cha? LOL! i was thinking of retail ley. But which store will want students who will only do part time right? hmm. Also, when am i going to go for some pathetic jogging. Out there, the running tracks and slimming body are waiting for me. Well, if im still getting fatter, i need to get a new skirt. ok, just kidding, but still, im really getting fatter each day. Or should i wait till CNY's over? Then i will have those small times to start jogging when no more good food is joining me, But! someone wants to eat buffet, and Jack Place!! hehe, that's me la. But of course, i will go jogging too. What do you expect. Do you think i will really miss out some good stuffs? NO WAY! hehe, anyway, im stopping here, so.. bye! :D

hihihi, recently, some things happened. i weren't be mentioning them here cause im lazy to describe each single detail. Anyway, 12 jan passed, and guess what, it's me and shiva's anniversary. 4th year. actually, it's more than 4 years and a few months already. It's just that both us did not even remember the date that we got together -.- Cool right? ^^ LOL! anyway,work is like usual, with Xiao Ping they all, until last friday, i found a new victim to play with. haha, not really play, but disturb. Xue ting lor. her english is totally funny. "you look beautiful when you smell." Great huh? hehe. anyway, bye, i havent finish uploading songs for Miss Sow Zi Ying Lor. and im worried that my com dont even have space to download anymore songs as i have a lot of shows that im watching halfway. hehe, but anyway, it's about 300 songs that i have put into her thumbdrive for her. So if she were to listen to them, she can spent some hours listening to all the musics. And last of all, bye.

yeobosaeyo? hehe, went to bedok k box with eddy eric and jessie. he sang for quite long. started at 2 plus till 9. around 8 plus, xiong and jessie went to meet quan at bedok mrt to go back to jurong. then me and eddy sang till 9. AND THE STAFF THERE SAY WE CAN STILL SING!!! HAHA !! awesome right? cause we went there and pay a person's fee only. because js worked there. and we still can continue somemore!!! hahaha!!! >< but then... we havnt eat our dinner. so we went to yoshinoya as eddy hadnt eat it for a long time. when we were ordering, eddy say someone familiar in yoshinoya's kitchen. Guess who? TADA!!! XUEMING THE MONKEY!!! lol! he and his fren worked there, cause nobody else is working, and sally called xueming whether he can help or not. hmmm.. then i meet sherlyn in the bus to go home, and seri, her Gong Cha fren came along as well. cause seri stayed 2 blocks away from us. Then we went over to 294 to have a nice chat, but there is an indian man sitting there alone with both his feet lying on the table. wonderful! so we head over to the block infront and sat on those benches instead. A while later sherlyn left first, leaving me and seri to talk to each other. almost 12, we bid our goodbyes and went home. so there.

annyeong, == today went to celebrate ben birthday, well supposedly it was to celebrate new year as lin jiang is going back soon. LOL! but then, because they say meet at 2, can late. and i was tired. so i drag the time. so i am late. the supposedly japanese steamboat was changed to Jack Place. The service was totally good, and so was the food, the cake was awesome as well. Cheese cake. Wee, basically, everything was fabulous there. and then ben keep disturbed me as i was the most late over there. We then went to buy tickets for movies, and before the movie started, we went to toy sauraus as lin jiang's toy has some prob. it took quite a long time. and eddy help me choose a present for benedict. and we have to run! all the way from suntec to marina square, and between those place, we have to pass by mellinia walk. It is totally far! aiyo, they keep running. my leg short and i dont exercise and im getting fatter each day. heartless. lol! we watch the darkness hour? if i didnt forget wrongly. movie ended and we walked here and there. even giving a funny ang mo wrong directions. haha.Finally, we waited for yu xin. i mean halfway meet her, then we went somewhere to play chinese game. Then went back at about 11. so there.

hihihihihi, im back, i slept for fucking 6 hours only. argh. eating beehoon now. nope, i mean i started eating them at about 11, it's already 12.17pm. Cool right? i knew it. Anyway, i went through my old people's blogs, and i realised i lost a lot of their links. But then, i managed to go through most of thems'. Like vanessa, and others. And of course, i would see their old post, when we are together. and they are really witty. Like things that had happened before. Such as jing ting and that uncle daiji. it's silly but funny. about that uncle who is actually hum, but when he came into the mac, and talked like some big fuck, but when everyone arrives, he talk shit. And guess what, they called the police to bring them back home. fucktards :) and that year, i was in sec 3 ^^ Cool right? hehe, But what is saddening was that, everyone lost contact. We are clearly seeing our own bf, families, own cliques. But then, i kind of miss last time. when everyone had fun. and then there's once i can't remember when. when me rach and zili went to the carpark, and there are 2 or 3 guys. and i started scolding like fiercly when they threw smth and almost hit me. LOL! witty, i dare say. sigh! if only i had a good memories. if i could record them. Took enough pictures, and such. i won't be that forgetful, aye. never mind. as long as we are friends, and not enemies. oh well. i think i have made quite a few enemies and many friends. ^^

Ever had someone whom you felt that she is even closer than you and your real blood sister? even tried sharing probs with her? Ever keep trying to help her whenever she's facing any probs? Ever went out shopping with her? Ever been angry and just forgot about what had happened with her? Ever think a lot for her? Ever taking care of her? Yea, you are right, im talking about Christabelle again, only hoping that this is the last post about her, or rather, for her.If only you are willing to face me, to tell me what you are really thinking, to say, why have you done such things to me? and why do you have to make me suffer so much because of you. Of course, you might think, what did i really do to you. And yes, i humilated you, i insulted you, of course, i do badmouth you ever since i know what you have done. No, not badmouth, i take it as complain. My complains about you, are always the same. About those things that you have done to me. i guess i have to stop thinking about you. I dare say i try, but to not avail. Not my luck, i guess? Why! Did i did smth to you in my past life? and what do you think i have done. It's my bad luck that i have know you? im aint sure of that myself. whatever you have done, it really taught me a lesson after times of forgiving you. Anyone can ask, you and belle ok already meh? you and her ok already or not? why you still talk to her? The thing is, i can't find the answer, that answer might lie in you. i wish i knew what you are thinking, so that i do not have to ask you anything. i do not want to post those silly stupid post on my facebook and wanting you to see them. i wish you will see this, no matter how many time i had intrude you, insult you, i somehow, still miss you. i treat you as someone who listen to my millions of prob, i treat you as someone who can console me at all times, a somebody who stands by me, a person who is willing to do a lot of things with me, to argue, to shout, to cry, to console, to work, to shopping, to talk, to message, and everything. You. were once that person who did all these with me. Remember those times, when we first get to know each other, we dont like each other. we even had a song of us, "yi ge xiang qiu tian, yi ge xiang xia tian" yet, we got close instead. you get together with babu. a brother of mine, i treated him as a good brother too. after you broke up with that guy. you cried, i console you, to the toilet, to the staircase. waiting at expo about bk for the two guys to end work. playing games, sharing songs, eating, going to the pasam malan, heading to john little sales, getting this and that, to bugis. To going out together as 4 couples, to eat together. Remember your blog? "to go out with shiva and eileen" this is what you wrote. And then, we went to ITE, of course, during that period, it really wasnt a good period of mine. To see you, getting good with your classmates, and seeing how you look forward to schooling with them, i was jealous. Really. of course, thous jealousy faded. and you quit school, and i have to stay at home during those period. And when i got back, things changed a little, i came back to bk, and i was angry, why, were you doing those saikangs and stuffs, and everything. However , not wanting to spoil everything, i went to mfm again, but you followed me. you then went back in a while to bk, i stayed at mfm, and.. i forgot what happen during those times, but i was angry with you, did we quarrel? i dont think so, we just didnt contact each other as much as we used to, i supposed? And then you came back to mfm again, that time, i was a trainer, and we werent that close. william knew it too, and he even asked me, repeatedly. "Do you really want her to come back? later like another wani how?" "you ok with her coming back? you sure?" i nodded my head, keep nodding my head. happy, i was. thinking how we could go back again. yet, seeing how you grow, sigh! and then, things happened again, your stories, i forgive you. and when i came back again, another story, i forgave you again. and once more. another story, and it's time for me to insult you. Many things happened between us, i can't remember all, only some. However, it might be because i do not want to be reminded of them. However, i knew that you had lie to me before. i did not lie to you. sure, you might say, i need to save my face, or something like that. But.. who am i? just one pathetic joker whom you do not have to be bothered about? you are kidding right? Right now, i really wish, that you will come up to me, explain those things that you have done, if you are sorry, apologise. and yes, i might be foolish, to think that we will be able to go back to last time, although i wish i wont do that, but somehow, my feelings have not faded. you might be just a friend, and i might be no one to you. and yes, i do pondered over my past with all my friends. Humans treats friends better than their families. and im one of them. No matter how much my mum said, shorty do a lot of things. bad. how much roliah said, im living in the past. no matter how much my friend said this and that, "walao, she's such a bitch" "wapiang, fuck her la nb!" and such. But me, wo hui xin ruan. but you cant step over my head. i only hope you will do what you are supposed to do, and all everything. Else, do smth that enables me to forget everything in the past then. this, i hope will be the last post of you. i know you wont be able to read this unless you searched for this post. sigh.. me, i called you whenever you had quarrel with babu, you, wanting to hurt your hands, yusing your head to bang the wall, hitting the wall with your fists and such, i acc you, didn't i, talking you out of it. you even called me a good sister. Even trying to ask shiva to ask babu to let you go out with us, helping you talk out of babu to bring you somewhere. even draw 3 pictures for you and babu. you can say, a waste of time, those pictures, are probably gone as well. also, taking silly pictures of the 4 of us, and such,  and whenever me and shiva quarrel and then got back together again, and everything, and the four of us, turning out as some crazy idiots. You once called me, best sis and such too. you wrote this. And then you, working with me in mfm for the first few days, we changed stations and stuffs, and you see me, trying hard and stuffs. you brought me a jacket and we wore them together. we did a lot of things last time. Finally, i think it's time for me to end all this . only hoping..

IRASHAMASEY!!!! hehe, im back!! shall update about sat first ^^ We went to sentosa to celebrate PIG birthday. Hehe. well, before that, early in the morning. Accompanied my mum to the market to get her new year clothings. I supposed that she really took a long time? Because some people can't wait. But if you don't try, what if it's not the right size, and what if it does not suits you? And the shop is small, with only one fitting area, that is really squeezy, bearly enough to change/wear clothes fast. Oh well. But then mum said that the aunty and my smaller father side sister does not like each other. hmm, we finally get the clothes that are the only ones that are the most good looking ones for my mum. Then we went to another shop to buy a small 2-sided metal spoon as mum need to use that for digging pineapple to do pineapple tarts.Halfway through, my mum side 2nd brother and his wife came in, saying that we walked over to that shop quite fast. So they followed us. And my mum started disturbing the shop-owner, she keep scolding asking why did he add transportation fees for those containers that she ordered, and that ordered from him for years. And he sat there with his mouth open. He got disturbed by mum often. But he's rude to others, But he is unsure of what to do with my mum. LOL! and my uncle they all cannot tahan too. Anyway, we went to walk again, and we settled for breakfast, and mum keep talking. aiyo, tak boleh tahan. Then we finally settled off, but mum need go find other things, and before we leave, she went to buy food again. We then walked to our grandma house, give food, and then went to the void deck where my grandparents were sitting at, as they were not at home. Then we sat down. and i have to remind her that i have no time. Then we set off to home, and halfway, she talked to some uncle -.- ALAMAK!! Finally, i packed my stuffs, on my com, but never use it. I rushed all over the place to get all the things, bath, check, call zy, then make up then head off to city square, wanting to pass helmet to ila. Walked as fast as i could to CSM, waited for those slow lifts, and suddenly saw a familiar staff, he's one of MFM crew. So i passed him the helmet, then rushed to the lift that are heading to B1 to catch my MRT. rushed to the station, and luckily, my mrt came! HOWEVER! i can't get to be in the same train as Joanne and ziying. So i waited for them at harbourfront instead. We then had some miscommunication to where we are meeting. And we finally met up with each other. Took the train to sentosa, walked over to the area. and settled down. Just then, joanne said that she needed to change clothes, but no one accompany her. And that's a good chance to do the birthday surprise for her.Zy then went to acc her while i set up the cake  and Gina wrote the birthday message. Joanne came, she was surprised, and just as she make a wish, while squatting down, a bolleyball landed below her butt, as if she had just lay an egg, haha, she must have made that wish that she wants a egg for her birthday. LOL! Cut and eat, but that cake was a fraud. IT'S NOT ANY TIRAMISU BUT JUST SOME STUPID DUMB DISGUSTING CREAMY CLUMP CAKE! EWWWW!!! are those cake sellers dumb stupid or what? What's tiramisu, you dont understand? Yea! you can just add some cocoa powder to prove that it's tiramisu, but there's no taste, it's too creamy, There's no sign of any tiramisu!  TSK! never mind. We then started playing card games with punishment such as Dark Choc, Lemon and sweets. We tried our best to play card games to finish off those lemons. Then we play frisbee, We sang for our punishment, and we head for beach ball, i dont think i shall elaborate here, just that, there are some nuisance kids trying to play a fool. i love kids, but seriouslfy, most of them are such a handful. We then head to have our picnic, but can't finished them, we packed our things and went for a bath. And it's already 7. Took the train back as Gina had to rush back home. We sent her to the entrance of the mrt, then head for a walk, to the toilet, and to a yoghurt area at B1, diy yoghurt oh, hehe mine is the most beautiful one, bleah! Then halfway zy went to the toilet and she is back with another cup of tiramisu. Well, although it's a little hard, but at least, this is what i call tiramisu. i was really looking forward to eat birthday cake you know!! SIGH! We then took mrt to Ciity Square, went to mini toon a while and it's 9? rushed to korean bbq to eat dinner, and we can't finished them. haha. But we tried our best though. And i feel kindda bad to those who are working there. But then, at least they are celebrating their new year there, and they are eating there. hehe, went to the toilet and took photos there, before heading to mfm, a while later, zy and joanne went back home and i waited for shiva. And there were a bunch of monkeys, ok, humans, siitting outside mfm. And before they left, they shouted happy new year, and keep say bye bye to me. LOL. Finally, shiva can go back, then we saw that group again. and i asked shiva who they are, he said they are new, WAA!! so many ah! hmm, we then went home and talked a little at the carpark. he sent me home. The next day, Sunday, my siblings and i went over to grandma house for a lunch buffet. eat there. and tried seducing my smallest aunty to go K, but then she is broke. :( Then at 5, my biggest uncle, sent me and my sis to st 81 there, to bring our dad home, but we have to wait till it's 5.30 then his meeting end. Then uncle bring us home. watch show at night, and that's all. Today! i spent the whole day doing almost nth, but i keep watching the show. Eventually i finished watching 22 episodes within 2 days. erm about 9/10 hours? hehe, finally i finished my post. so bye.!